🔱 The Beast 🔱

Good intentions paved the road to Hell. The Beast is misunderstood; he only wants to be your one and only best friend in Hell.

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Some say that the Great Grandmother of the Beast invented the fermentation process. Besides this, there would be neither unleavened bread nor beer, nor poor man's beer bread.

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First of all, there's something disturbing about the English-speaking countries. They very often tend to confuse the Devil with the Beast, like in this animated music video with lyrics about the Devil, but depicted as the Beast.

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[6:6:6] "I am No. 6, and I gave birth to the sexagesimal numeral system"

[6:6:6] "I am the #initio and I am the ratio"

[6:6:6] "A six pack of beer, six bullets for your revolver and a funeral six foot under"

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The Beast wanted to please you with alcohol and a ride.

The way to friends goes through the ratio of beers.

Some say alcohol (the Beast) and religion build society.

Booze is too spiritual (spiritus) for the Beast to handle; He picks up a fight.

The Beast can't stand the thought of Satan's food. He drinks some more.

Some turn into alcoholics, others into workaholics (in Danish, arbejdsnarkoman) for a living.

 

The wrath of the Beast. Violently obsessed with alcohol in the blood someone just wants to fight especially with hormons in the blood. The Beast drinks beer but cannot stand spiritus (holy).

Then there was a zero tolerance towards alcohol in the blood and driving, before the Devil's will to throw you in prison for negligent manslaughter.

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The Beast's nature is friendly, gregarious and amusing just like Satan's, while Satan would please you with fodder on the farm and the Beast would please you with a beer. It was Beast's great-grandmother who invented the fermented beer and the fermented bread.